(Source: joeydeangelis, via anna-tran)
me after 15 minutes studying: i can't do this anymore
how do I kick someone in the face without hurting their feelings
(Source: krvsty, via ishimarusagi)
Me: I like that
Me: *looks at price tag*
Me: I don't like that anymore
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
